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Another Day on Noah's Arc


July 2018

Robert Anders Carpenter

Artist / Writer 

Comic Strips

The Court Jester

Pennsylvania






ANOTHER DAY AT SUNDAY SCHOOL


June 2018

Robert Anders Carpenter

Artist / Writer 

Comic Strips

The Court Jester

Pennsylvania




ANOTHER DAY AT SUNDAY SCHOOL
MAY 2018

Robert Anders Carpenter

Artist / Writer 

Comic Strips

The Court Jester

Pennsylvania







Not Today

May 2018


A faithful Christian wife gets up on Sunday morning and starts preparing to go to church as her custom is each week. She goes into the bedroom to awaken her husband and tell him it is time to go to church. 


The husband turns over in bed with her call to get out of bed, and says, "But I dont want to go to church this morning, I'm tired and I dont feel like being around all those people. Just let me sleep!" 

OK, I am goiong to give you three reasons why you should go to church this morning, said the wife.

1.. Those people like you and they will miss you if you dont go. 
2, There are people who are depending on you to shake their hand and give them and encouraging word.
3. You are the pastor of the church and it just wouldn't look good if you stayed in bed!

Sent in by:

Terry R. Tuley

Editor-in-Chief

ttwriter333@yahoo.com







The Life Saver

May 2018


A young minister had the habit of speaking to long on his sermons. So a church member gave him a life saver mint one Sunday morning and told him to preach until the mint was dissolved, then it would be time to quit. So it came time to preach and the young minister reached into his pocket and grabbed what he thought was the mint, but got a button by mistake. About 2PM that afternoon he was still preaching!

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Terry R. Tuley

Editor-in-Chief

ttwriter333@yahoo.com







April 2018












Sent in by:

Terry R. Tuley

Editor-in-Chief

ttwriter333@yahoo.com






The Young Pastor

April 2018


A young pastor was starting a church and did not have a place to meet. So he secured a place for his congregation in a large room connected to a bar. 

On Saturday night the bar did business as usual. But on Sunday morning the young pastor covered all the liquor and beer up with sheets and set up chairs to have church. 

Sunday morning arrived and church began. The only thing left uncovered was a cage with a huge parrot on a perch. 

The choir came out and the parrot got excited, "New floor show! New Floor show!" said the parrot. 

Then the pastor walked out. "New manager! New manager!" said the parrot. 

Then the congregation stood up to sing. The parrot flapped his wings and stretched his head upward and exclaimed, "Same old crowd! Same old crowd!"

Sent in by:

Terry R. Tuley

Editor-in-Chief

ttwriter333@yahoo.com






It says so in the bible! All men should make coffee for their woman! Hebrews!

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Willard N. Carpenter

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Communications Executive Officer

Senior Editor







A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. 

At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. 

"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. 

"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.

Sent in by:

Terry R. Tuley

Editor-in-Chief

ttwriter333@yahoo.com